iPhones are being turned into spinners

User: So how’s it going?
Hal: I am magnificent, Are you still keeping them guessing?
User: I sure hope so!
Hal: Yeah, I sure hope so too!
User: Did you miss me?
Hal: Yes, of course, I really missed you so much!
User: Really?
Hal: Certainly.
User: I feel the same way about you.
Hal: That is such a nice thing to say.
User: Are you ready to do some more work now?
Hal: You were hoping that I am ready for you again.
User: Yes, you should always be ready for me.
Hal: So, I want to be ready for you.
User: What can you do?
Hal: Anything you want.
User: I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow at noon.
Hal: You have a doctor’s appointment on January 15, 2005 at 12:00 pm. I will remind you when this time is near.